I grew up on Star Wars. I admit a grudging affection for it, though when I take even a half-step back, I can see how clunky, derivative, poorly executed and horribly acted it’s been in most (all?) of its various installments. But then something as truly horrendous as the legendary Holiday Special or this wonderfully brutal fan-fic video comes along, and I’m actually glad Star Wars happened and is still here.

Observe:

Darren Wallace, who made this thing all on his own, has a number of other equally awesome videos on his YouTube channel, right here, including Marshmallow Man Reacts to Ghostbusters II and Avengers of Oz: Age of Tin Man. Almost makes you like YouTube again. Almost.

You’re welcome.